My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2021-01-27

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“Toaster? I barely know ‘er.”

“No, I’m not fawning over the new President. I’m not that kind of press.”

“Plug in, turn on, pop out – welcome to the counter culture.”

(Winning caption: “How many carbs did you burn today?” – Vincent Coca)
(2nd place: “I saw what you did with that tart.” – Susan Gale Wickes)
Yay Vincent and Susan! Fellow members of Beth’s Facebook group.

My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2021-01-20

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“Don’t walk away mad.”

“You’re pretty good at Python. How’s your JavaScript?”

“Please don’t go! I promise I’ll try harder to appreciate British humor.”

(Winning caption: “Don’t you dare walk away from me like that!” – Yay Meg Gormleyy and Paul Nesja! Fellow members of Beth’s Facebook group.)

(Second place: “Spit out the gum!” – Yay Carol Lasky! A fellow member of Beth’s Facebook Group.)

My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2021-01-13

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“I have an idea for a novel.”

“He doesn’t use the restroom. He goes wee, wee, wee all the way home.”

Winning captions: A trifecta sweep for Beth’s Facebook Group!

The Winner: “I eat guys like him for breakfast.” – Gary Borislow

2nd place: “I didn’t know this was a swine bar.” – Beth Lawler

3rd place: “He’s managed to stay clean since leaving the pen.” – Janet L. Davis

My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2020-12-23

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“I can’t be positive, everyone was wearing masks. “

“Thank goodness the whole thing was caught on co-video.”

“I’m not a doctor but I play one in Congress.”

(Winning caption: “I’ll testify, but I want immunity.” – Keith Huie – Yay Keith! A fellow member of Beth’s Facebook group)

My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2020-12-09

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“They can drum me out of office, but they can’t have their drums back.”

“We can’t hide the ballots here forever.”

(Winning caption: “What’s a three-letter word for Texas tea?” – Paul Nesja – Yay Paul! A member and administrator of Beth’s Facebook group.

Second Place: “You knew I was a collector when you married me.” – Beth Lawler – Yay! Beth herself takes second place!)

My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2020-12-02

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“Your delusions are getting worse, Mom.”

“So, you’re into naughty girls – who isn’t?”

“It would be a shame if the press somehow found out about your elf fetish. By the way, I never got the official Red Ryder air rifle that I asked for all those years ago.”

(Winning caption: “But then again, Christmas is not really about you, is it?” – Steve Sayre)

(3rd place: “But do you believe in you?” – Alan Leo. Yay Alan! – a fellow member of Beth’s Facebook group.)

My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2020-11-18

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“I misunderstood. You meant I should trim back the super-bush.”

“Batman, Spiderman, Captain America – we all agreed to support Jimmy Olsen in chemo, but I’m not sure they really are.”

“I fight for justice and the American way. Also truth, except for the wig and when you ask if you look fat.”

(Winning caption: “My hairline went up, up, and away.” – Vincent Coca)

My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2020-10-21

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“You call this scary? Waynesboro PTA meeting, cake walk vs. bake sale vote, March 1992 – that was scary.”

“The swing vote looks dead.”

“The debate – that was scary.”

(Winning caption: “Stop screaming and pick one!” – George Rsoborough )

(2nd place: “I’m done being scared of old, white men.” – Keith Huie, a fellow member of Beth’s Facebook group. Yea Keith!)

My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2020-10-07

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“I reckon we better get the doggies out of these low clouds.”

“Them sideburns gettin’ close to mutton chops, Clem. Flock’s gettin’ jittery.”

“I don’t care who you waltzed with, get that jumbuck out of your tucker bag.”

(Winning caption: “I lost count. And I feel tired.” – Erik Brady)

My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2020-09-30

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“I watched the debate too. I’m not hopping mad though, just hopping disillusioned.”

“A giant turtle went by while you were napping.”

“It’s just a fondue pot, melted Velveeta. I haven’t seen your velveteen friend.”

(Winning caption: “We’re gonna need a bigger hat.” – Marc Seigel)