My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #935 Posted on 2025-03-06 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “This route has the cheesiest trail markers.” (Winning caption: Not yet posted.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #934 Posted on 2025-02-26 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “This is all insurance will cover now in Pacific Palisades.” (Winning caption: Not yet posted.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #933 Posted on 2025-02-12 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “Channel your dinosaur ancestry.” (Winning caption: Not yet posted.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #932 Posted on 2025-02-05 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “I don’t have to outrun him; I just have to outrun you.” (Winning caption: Not yet posted.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #931 Posted on 2025-01-30 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “I may have misspoken. I asked the surgeon for whisky.” (Winning caption: “I used to have a mean left hook.” – Tracy Davidson, Stratford-Upon-Avon, England)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #930 Posted on 2025-01-20 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “Change it up or we’ll have to pay royalties to Keiko.” (Winning caption: “It’s a whale song. It doesn’t need to make sense.” – Nathan Keker, Oakland, Calif.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #929 Posted on 2025-01-13 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “She should face it; I deserve some time off.” (Winning caption: “I was born in New York. I grew up in New York. Then we move to California and she expects me to change.” – David Norcross, Melrose, Mass.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #928 Posted on 2025-01-06 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “Call me.” (Winning caption: “I accidentally clicked ‘Accept All Terms and Conditions.'” – Jessica Misener, Ann Arbor, Mich. )
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #927 Posted on 2024-12-23 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “You’re gullible.” (Winning caption: “The good news is we’re starting to see returns from our offshore investments.” – Eric Wood, Covina, Calif.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #926 Posted on 2024-12-09 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “I think the audience knows we’re plants.” (Winning caption: “I can’t believe he’s roasting vegetables.” – Sarah Enelow-Snyder, Edison, N.J.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #925 Posted on 2024-12-02 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “We’re legally required to add preferred pronouns to all portraits.” (Winning caption: “It’s fine. The sign only prohibits photography.” – Megan Graddy, Atlanta, Ga.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #924 Posted on 2024-11-25 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “It’s the classic catch 22. I can’t get a job without emotional intelligence, and I can’t gain emotional intelligence without a job.” (Winning caption: “Nobody wants to hire you when you’re out of warranty.” – Doug Molitor, Covina, Calif.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #923 Posted on 2024-11-18 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “They’ll help us bear the next four years.” (“I’m going to try hibernating without mine this year.” – Jean Wu, Sacramento, Calif.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #922 Posted on 2024-11-12 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “We carry disease, they carry battleground states.” (Winning caption: “No one moves until he signs the lease.” – Chuck Russell, Houston, Texas)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #921 Posted on 2024-11-08 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “We also cloak our surcharges.” (Winning caption: “You missed your flight. It’s not the end of the world.” – Kathy Wrobel, East Hartland, Conn.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #920 Posted on 2024-10-29 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “I hope everyone likes meatballs.” (Winning caption: “Thank you for coming. We don’t entertain often.” – Phil Clutts, Harrisburg, N.C.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #919 Posted on 2024-10-22 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “I thought cattle drive.” (Winning caption: “C’mon, you left the barn door, the gate, and the garage open?” – Dan Singleton, Chatham, Ont.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #918 Posted on 2024-10-15 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “Try seeing the world through my eyes.” (Winning caption: “Would you have any interest in spending the night on my porch?” – Lee Ellen Kirkhorn, Apple Valley, MN)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #917 Posted on 2024-10-08 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “Why am I not losing weight on the Mediterranean diet?” (Winning caption: “Why even travel if you’re not going to try the local cuisine?” – David Davidson, Castle Rock, Colo.)
