“No, Fluffy. I’m not going to deal with were-puppies again.”

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“Admit it – you’re falling for me.”

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“If your symptoms improve I get a food pellet.”

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“I hate sweater season.”

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“I only have two hands. If you keep calling of course I’m going to lose my lance a lot.”

(Winning caption: “It started as a crusade. Now it’s just a commute.” – Terry Keshner, Forest Park, Ill.)

“The latest polls show him leading in Iowa.”

(Winning caption: “I love his bedtime routine.” – Laura Lind, Pittsburgh. Pa.)

“It was great, but it was just the magic of the autumn mist, or maybe all the weed.”

(Winning caption: “I’m sorry. I’ve been burned too many times.” – Sarah Newman Murphy, Niskayuna, N.Y.)

“This time wait till we finish before you poop on the instructions.”

(Winning caption: “Let’s just go with the open floor plan.” – Sofia Akber, Ithaca, NY)

“This feels naughty. I must be nuts.”

(Winning caption: “Shouldn’t you be sitting in an ear?” Alisha Feitosa, Keene, Texas)

“Any other day I’d eat him, war-hero dad notwithstanding.”

(Winning caption: “How about some help carrying the groceries?” Judy Kramer, Broomfield, Colo..)

“I see you’re up to your old tricks.”

(Winning caption: “When was the last time you saw either half of her?” Joe Guarisco, Arden, N.C.)

“Trust me, we’re delicious.”
I wish I had thought of … “Do you mind? This is a personal pizza.” – Beth Lawler

(Winning caption: “Well, you’re not what we ordered, either.” – Shawn Jones, Portland, Ore.)

“I can never remember longship reception etiquette. Do bridesmaids row on the left or right?”

(Winning caption: “It’s about time they settled down and razed a village.” Steve Everhart, Tyrone, Pa.)

“… and when Cindy falls for the group-roller-hug, Grumpy grabs the glass slipper and we all meet back here.”

(Winning caption: “Workplace morale hasn’t been this high since we introduced whistling.” Spencer Bergstrand, Seattle, Wash.)

“The royal jewels need a little help. I’ll write a prescription.”

(Winning caption: “Worse than a cold. It’s a common cold.” Donald B. Benson, San Jose, CA)

“I saw where you parked.”

(Winning caption: “Are you here about the sublet?” Dana Rosen-Perez, Westfield, N.J.)

“You were more fun without the lid.”

(Winning caption: We had a good run, Ted, but I simply don’t have the counter space.” – Ben Bynum, Queens, N.Y.)

“I know about you and Ms. Princess.”

(Winning caption: “Want to go for a w-a-l-k?” Dawn Mockler, Fredericton, N.B.)

“It’s his way of bragging about his giant slalom.”

(Winning caption: “He gets so dramatic when I lower the thermostat.” David Scollard, Wilbraham, Mass.)

“The song was nice, but I only accept payment in diamonds or gold.”

(Winning caption: “Who is ‘coming around the mountain,’ John? Could it be your mother?” Russ McKinney, Philadelphia, Pa.)