“I’m thankful you let go of your ego – oh, here it is.”

(Winning caption: Not yet posted.)

“This must be the part of raising dragons that no one talks about.”

(Winning caption: Not yet posted.)

“Please tell me you brought peanut butter.”

(Winning caption: Not yet posted.)

“If we drop the trademark suit they’ll cast us as extras in the next sequel.”

(Winning caption: Not yet posted.)

“They want to tell us about their new invention, the timeshare.”

(Winning caption: “I guarantee he brings up the whole discovering-fire thing within the first five minutes.” Theo Gresh, Washington, D.C.)

“I pictured retirement differently.”

(Winning caption: “It’s not you. It’s November.” – David Sadow, Richboro, Pa.)

“I forgot butter.”

(Winning caption: “You pinch me one more time and you’re going to find yourself in hot water.” – Janet Doherty, Isleton, Calif.)

“You’re out of ice?”

(Winning caption: “Well, don’t put it on the menu if you can’t catch one.” – Liam Cornwell, Los Angeles, Calif.)

“Barbarians are raiding the royal garden. We caught them red-handed.”

(Winning caption: “Well, after you beheaded the groundskeeper, we had to go with something low-maintenance.” – Kyle Johnson, Eureka, Ill.)

“Are you sure this is how they do it on the Discovery Channel?”

(Winning caption: “I always knew we’d wind up together.” – Adam Wagner, Santa Monica, Calif.)

“Must refurbish counter top in tuck-n-roll, not granite.”

(Winning caption: “The ahi. Not the canned.” – Jeffrey Karoff, Los Angeles, Calif.)

“Does anyone else hear something hopping this way?”

(Winning caption: “I don’t tell you how to gather.” – Joel S. Saferstein, Washington, D.C.)

“No, Fluffy. I’m not going to deal with were-puppies again.”

(Beth Wins! “Let’s let him keep your ball.” Beth Lawler, Montclare, NJ)

“Admit it – you’re falling for me.”

(Winning caption: “For God’s sake, Dave, you’re thirty-five—just use the stairs.” – Christine Huber, Brisbane, Australia)

“If your symptoms improve I get a food pellet.”

(Winning caption: “Don’t worry. I wouldn’t prescribe anything I haven’t tested on myself.” Doug Higbee, Matthews, N.C. )

“I hate sweater season.”

(Winning caption: “It didn’t really bother me until they discovered fire.” – Mary Lorenz, Chicago, Ill.)

“I only have two hands. If you keep calling of course I’m going to lose my lance a lot.”

(Winning caption: “It started as a crusade. Now it’s just a commute.” – Terry Keshner, Forest Park, Ill.)

“The latest polls show him leading in Iowa.”

(Winning caption: “I love his bedtime routine.” – Laura Lind, Pittsburgh. Pa.)