“You’re thinking about deserting me, aren’t you.”

(Winning caption: Not yet posted.)

“Rex is fine physically, but he seems to have some separation issues.”

(Winning caption: Not yet posted.)

“Weight it out.”

(Winning caption: Not yet posted.)

“I think I can.”

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“That’s the last of the Constitution. And now, I will make it the President’s fault.”

(Winning caption: “Watch as I transform this ordinary magician’s assistant into an accomplice to a federal crime.” – Max Nussenbaum, Brooklyn, N.Y.)

“Mind if I jump in?”

(Winning caption: “I choose to remember Aspen as it was.” John Duffy, Philadelphia, Pa. )

“I would never have believed it. A hairier butt than yours does exist.”

(Winning caption: “Don’t bring a camera, you said. Just enjoy the experience, you said.” John R. Oshin, Portland, Ore.)

“You’ll have a ball. Lots of them, actually.”

(Winning caption: “If we time it right, I can get you in this house today.”)

“Jetzt, eine kleine Kampfmusik.”

(Winning caption: “And now—I’ve got an old score to settle.”)

“Have some Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez cake. It’s free for everybody.
The poster you just passed shows her plan for paying for it.”

(Winning caption: “Vinnie would appreciate it if you reconsidered that Yelp rating.”)