My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #591

The New Yorker initially posted the wrong cartoon for this contest …New Yorker caption contest #591

“Frankly, my dear …”

My caption should have been: “I really miss Mankoff.”

And here is the drawing the New Yorker intended for this contest,
and the caption I would have entered …

New Yorker caption contest #591

“I can change the water but first it has to really want to change.”

(Winning caption: Not yet posted.)