“It’s extinct now. It was called an analog clock. Not sure what that is above it.”

(Winning caption: Not yet posted.)

“Ironically, I’m here for watching videos of naked people.”

(Winning caption: Not yet posted.)

“Add a hyphen to ‘micromanage’.”

(Winning caption: Not yet posted.)

“Yes, the lighting brings out your eyes. Now stop fishing for compliments.”

(Winning caption: Not yet published.)

“I don’t know the way down but if you hum a few bars I can fake it.”

(Winning caption: “This time I’m going to teach you how to tune it yourself.”)

“The sketch artist has the day off. Work with me here.”

(Winning caption: “If you want to see a giraffe, we’re going to need a lot more information.”)

“Clearly an act of God.”

(Winning caption: “It’s a textbook case—depending on which state your textbooks are from.”)

“Try to look more like a robin.”

(Winning caption: “I told your parents I would convert.”)

“The butcher is standing strong but the candlestick maker is turning state witness.”

(Winning caption: “Bad news. They found proof in the pudding.”)

“Dibs on the window meat.”

(Winning caption: “We can take this and transfer to the B.L.T. at Forty-second.”)