“The royal jewels need a little help. I’ll write a prescription.”

(Winning caption: Not yet posted.)

“I saw where you parked.”

(Winning caption: Not yet posted.)

“You were more fun without the lid.”

(Winning caption: Not yet posted.)

“I know about you and Ms. Princess.”

(Winning caption: Not yet posted.)

“It’s his way of bragging about his giant slalom.”

(Winning caption: “He gets so dramatic when I lower the thermostat.” David Scollard, Wilbraham, Mass.)

“The song was nice, but I only accept payment in diamonds or gold.”

(Winning caption: “Who is ‘coming around the mountain,’ John? Could it be your mother?” Russ McKinney, Philadelphia, Pa.)

“Socialism isn’t the solution, but you’re getting warmer.”

(Winning caption: “I guarantee in twelve hours we’ll see a completely different side of my opponent.” Alan Winick, Westport, Conn.)

“If this is locally grown why is it rotating clockwise?”

(Winning caption: “Before you go, describe the iceberg salad.” Adam Santiago, New York City)

“Oh, look. There goes your swarm.”

(Winning caption: “Tell them what happened in the lab, Harry.” Richard Hine, New York City)

“You’re thinking about deserting me, aren’t you.”

(Winning caption: “I wish we’d seen that before we ate Dave.” Zak Snoderly, Boise, Idaho)