“Jetzt, eine kleine Kampfmusik.”

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“Have some Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez cake. It’s free for everybody.
The poster you just passed shows her plan for paying for it.”

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“Hello, is this Ace Carpet Cleaning?”

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“Fluffy and I will chase after the farmer’s wife, you two run up the clock.”

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“Did I mention I tend to be a little competitive?”

(Winning caption: “It is I, Manbunzel.”)

“French drones are the best at suspendering.”

(Winning caption: “You must be the fellow who ordered a friend on Amazon.”)

“Autumn leaves are at their most beautiful when someone else is raking them.”

(Winning caption: “I’m here to review the fall collection.”)

“Sorry, misunderstanding. It’s a wedding, not a funeral.
The two guys on the end just got engaged.”

(Winning caption: “I hope you’re on a break, too.”)

“Thanks, I guess, but I didn’t need to be rescued.
We were just frolicking in the autumn mist.”

(Winning caption: “Well, I’m sort of between quests at the moment.”)

“He’s out of Cholula chalupas?”

(Winning caption: “I think it’s safe to assume it contains preservatives.”)