“Sorry, misunderstanding. It’s a wedding, not a funeral.
The two guys on the end just got engaged.”

(Winning caption: Not yet posted)

“Thanks, I guess, but I didn’t need to be rescued.
We were just frolicking in the autumn mist.”

(Winning caption: Not yet posted)

“He’s out of Cholula chalupas?”

(Winning caption: Not yet posted)

“I see London, I see France, I see Ms. Bosman’s underpants.”

(Winning caption: Not yet posted)

“It’s the notorious Ma Tryoshka gang. No conscience – like they’re empty inside.”

(Winning caption: “Looks like an inside inside inside inside inside job.”)

“Show me first your penny.”

(Winning caption: Not yet posted)

“Of course I’m sure. Climate change is a myth. Also sky squiggles. Sky squiggles don’t exist.”

(Winning caption: “Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats.”)

“You’re making good time but I’m still a head.”

(Winning caption: “I wouldn’t. It’s a toupee.”)

“No, I don’t want water. Why does everyone ask that?”

(Winning caption: “Yeah? Well, I’m also a fish out of Scotch.”)

“My brother, I see you have grown rich and handsome and you live on the edge.
But I can wiggle my left ear.”

(Winning caption: “Ignore the screams, sir. I’ll get you a new fork.”)