“I pictured retirement differently.”

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“I forgot butter.”

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“You’re out of ice?”

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“Barbarians are raiding the royal garden. We caught them red-handed.”

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“Are you sure this is how they do it on the Discovery Channel?”

(Winning caption: “I always knew we’d wind up together.” – Adam Wagner, Santa Monica, Calif.)

“Must refurbish counter top in tuck-n-roll, not granite.”

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“Does anyone else hear something hopping this way?”

(Winning caption: “I don’t tell you how to gather.” – Joel S. Saferstein, Washington, D.C.)

“No, Fluffy. I’m not going to deal with were-puppies again.”

(Beth Wins! “Let’s let him keep your ball.” Beth Lawler, Montclare, NJ)

“Admit it – you’re falling for me.”

(Winning caption: “For God’s sake, Dave, you’re thirty-five—just use the stairs.” – Christine Huber, Brisbane, Australia)

“If your symptoms improve I get a food pellet.”

(Winning caption: “Don’t worry. I wouldn’t prescribe anything I haven’t tested on myself.” Doug Higbee, Matthews, N.C. )

“I hate sweater season.”

(Winning caption: “It didn’t really bother me until they discovered fire.” – Mary Lorenz, Chicago, Ill.)

“I only have two hands. If you keep calling of course I’m going to lose my lance a lot.”

(Winning caption: “It started as a crusade. Now it’s just a commute.” – Terry Keshner, Forest Park, Ill.)

“The latest polls show him leading in Iowa.”

(Winning caption: “I love his bedtime routine.” – Laura Lind, Pittsburgh. Pa.)

“It was great, but it was just the magic of the autumn mist, or maybe all the weed.”

(Winning caption: “I’m sorry. I’ve been burned too many times.” – Sarah Newman Murphy, Niskayuna, N.Y.)

“This time wait till we finish before you poop on the instructions.”

(Winning caption: “Let’s just go with the open floor plan.” – Sofia Akber, Ithaca, NY)

“This feels naughty. I must be nuts.”

(Winning caption: “Shouldn’t you be sitting in an ear?” Alisha Feitosa, Keene, Texas)

“Any other day I’d eat him, war-hero dad notwithstanding.”

(Winning caption: “How about some help carrying the groceries?” Judy Kramer, Broomfield, Colo..)

“I see you’re up to your old tricks.”

(Winning caption: “When was the last time you saw either half of her?” Joe Guarisco, Arden, N.C.)

“Trust me, we’re delicious.”
I wish I had thought of … “Do you mind? This is a personal pizza.” – Beth Lawler

(Winning caption: “Well, you’re not what we ordered, either.” – Shawn Jones, Portland, Ore.)