My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #651 Posted on 2019-02-11 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “You’re thinking about deserting me, aren’t you.” (Winning caption: Not yet posted.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #650 Posted on 2019-02-03 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “Rex is fine physically, but he seems to have some separation issues.” (Winning caption: Not yet posted.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #649 Posted on 2019-01-28 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “Weight it out.” (Winning caption: Not yet posted.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #648 Posted on 2019-01-20 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “I think I can.” (Winning caption: Not yet posted.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #647 Posted on 2019-01-14 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “That’s the last of the Constitution. And now, I will make it the President’s fault.” (Winning caption: “Watch as I transform this ordinary magician’s assistant into an accomplice to a federal crime.” – Max Nussenbaum, Brooklyn, N.Y.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #646 Posted on 2019-01-07 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “Mind if I jump in?” (Winning caption: “I choose to remember Aspen as it was.” John Duffy, Philadelphia, Pa. )
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #645 Posted on 2018-12-31 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “I would never have believed it. A hairier butt than yours does exist.” (Winning caption: “Don’t bring a camera, you said. Just enjoy the experience, you said.” John R. Oshin, Portland, Ore.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #644 Posted on 2018-12-17 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “You’ll have a ball. Lots of them, actually.” (Winning caption: “If we time it right, I can get you in this house today.”)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #643 Posted on 2018-12-10 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “Jetzt, eine kleine Kampfmusik.” (Winning caption: “And now—I’ve got an old score to settle.”)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #642 Posted on 2018-12-03 by Kenny — 2 Comments ↓ “Have some Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez cake. It’s free for everybody. The poster you just passed shows her plan for paying for it.” (Winning caption: “Vinnie would appreciate it if you reconsidered that Yelp rating.”)