My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #919 Posted on 2024-10-22 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “I thought cattle drive.” (Winning caption: “C’mon, you left the barn door, the gate, and the garage open?” – Dan Singleton, Chatham, Ont.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #882 Posted on 2024-01-15 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “All hat, no scissor.” (Winning caption: “He’s also the fastest gun in the West, so no one wants to tell him.” -Leah Barrett Demers, Arlington, Mass.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #861 Posted on 2023-08-07 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “Them varmints is askin’ fer trouble. This here’s a lawn darts town.” (Winning caption: “Things get more interesting at noon.” – Brandon Lawniczak, Mill Valley, Calif.)