My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #888 Posted on 2024-03-10 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “I’m still not going to hug you.” (Winning caption: “It doesn’t make you any less of a cactus.” – Matt Cowhey, Beesley’s Point, N.J.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #882 Posted on 2024-01-15 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “All hat, no scissor.” (Winning caption: “He’s also the fastest gun in the West, so no one wants to tell him.” -Leah Barrett Demers, Arlington, Mass.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #790 Posted on 2022-01-31 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “Child support dodge? What makes you think that?” (Winning caption: “The dealer said it scored high in crash tests.” – Benjamin Bogard, New York City)
