My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #927

Posted on 2024-12-23 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“You’re gullible.”

(Winning caption: “The good news is we’re starting to see returns from our offshore investments.” – Eric Wood, Covina, Calif.)

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #891

Posted on 2024-03-25 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“Did you fumble away the memo? We’re sticking with football metaphors.”

(Winning caption: “I’ll listen to four pitches and then I’m walking.” – Susan Murray, Ann Arbor, Mich.)

Posted on 2023-08-23 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“If you could be any infographic, what infographic would you be, and why?”

(Winning caption: “It’s not ‘my friend’—it’s a desk lamp.” – Chris Schlekat, Durham, N.C.)

(Third Place: ““Tell me about a time you were bent out of shape.” – Carol Lasky, Boston, Mass. – Carol does it Again!)

Posted on 2022-03-28 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓

“Sorry if I seem defensive. I get rattled easily.”

(Winning caption: “We can all hear you snoring in there, Steve.” – Matt Shannon, Byram Township, N.J.)

Posted on 2021-11-24 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“You’re nearing your ceiling in this position.”

(Winning caption: “Did I startle you?” – Corinne Sills)

Posted on 2021-11-15 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“Get him Covid-checked. He looks flushed.”

(Winning caption: “Apparently, I was mistaken. He’s not in over his head.” – Edmond Overbey, Oneonta, N.Y.)

(2nd Place: “He was skating on thin ice for some time” – Doug Seville, Chicago, Ill. – Yay Doug! A fellow member of Beth’s Facebook group.)

Posted on 2021-06-30 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

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“Mixed relationships are difficult. I’m Jets, he’s Giants.”

“We fight like – damn, I can’t think of an appropriate analogy.”

“We can work together toward a common goal. Why can’t Congress?”

(Winning caption: “We’re here to make it rain.” – Richard G. Marcil – Yay Richard! A fellow member of Beth’s Facebook group.)

Posted on 2021-06-03 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

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“Tell me all about it, Karen.”

(Winning caption: “He’s here to play you off the premises.” – Tommy Vinh Bui)