My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #806 Posted on 2022-06-06 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “Dibs on damsels in distress.” “SPF circa 1400.” (Winning caption: “Don’t you hate it when sand gets in your suit?” – Robert Welch, Atlanta, Ga.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #797 Posted on 2022-03-28 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “Sorry if I seem defensive. I get rattled easily.” (Winning caption: “We can all hear you snoring in there, Steve.” – Matt Shannon, Byram Township, N.J.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #768 Posted on 2021-08-17 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “In a 3-Love match, someone always gets burned.” (Winning caption: “Winner gets the knight.” – Dennis Gastineau, Phoenix, Ariz.)