My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #863

“If you could be any infographic, what infographic would you be, and why?”

(Winning caption: “It’s not ‘my friend’—it’s a desk lamp.” – Chris Schlekat, Durham, N.C.)

(Third Place: ““Tell me about a time you were bent out of shape.” – Carol Lasky, Boston, Mass. – Carol does it Again!)