“You call this scary? Waynesboro PTA meeting, cake walk vs. bake sale vote, March 1992 – that was scary.”

“The swing vote looks dead.”

“The debate – that was scary.”

(Winning caption: “Stop screaming and pick one!” – George Rsoborough )

(2nd place: “I’m done being scared of old, white men.” – Keith Huie, a fellow member of Beth’s Facebook group. Yea Keith!)