“Toaster? I barely know ‘er.”
“No, I’m not fawning over the new President. I’m not that kind of press.”
“Plug in, turn on, pop out – welcome to the counter culture.”
(Winning caption: “How many carbs did you burn today?” – Vincent Coca)
(2nd place: “I saw what you did with that tart.” – Susan Gale Wickes)
Yay Vincent and Susan! Fellow members of Beth’s Facebook group.
“I don’t even know what panini are, but they saved be from getting recycled.”
Something like that.
Your Leary caption got an honorable mention of sorts from Larry Wood.