“Toaster? I barely know ‘er.”

“No, I’m not fawning over the new President. I’m not that kind of press.”

“Plug in, turn on, pop out – welcome to the counter culture.”

(Winning caption: “How many carbs did you burn today?” – Vincent Coca)
(2nd place: “I saw what you did with that tart.” – Susan Gale Wickes)
Yay Vincent and Susan! Fellow members of Beth’s Facebook group.