My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2021-06-30

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“Mixed relationships are difficult. I’m Jets, he’s Giants.”

“We fight like – damn, I can’t think of an appropriate analogy.”

“We can work together toward a common goal. Why can’t Congress?”

(Winning caption: “We’re here to make it rain.” – Richard G. Marcil – Yay Richard! A fellow member of Beth’s Facebook group.)

My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2021-06-23

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“Not only that, I can pee in a cup 90 feet away.”

“Don’t ask. There’s no prying in baseball.”

“You didn’t buy me some pee? Nuts!”

(Winning caption: “I need you to pee in a cup for me.” – Bob Johnson

(Third Place: “I was called up from the pharm team.” – Yay Carol Lasky! A fellow member of Beth’s Facebook group.)

My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2021-06-16

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“I’m getting hints of elderberry with an oaky finish. Also an intermittent satellite signal.”

“I’m trying to be more open-minded, like dating outside the wasp community.”

“Could you wiggle-dance the way to the restroom?”

(Winning caption: “Never mind how I know you’re lying.” – Don Symons)

My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2021-06-09

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“I outsourced magic sand delivery to Amazon. Try watching C-SPAN.”

(Winning caption: “I’m hovering over him and throwing sand in his face. I don’t understand why he’s not falling asleep.” – Scott Finbar)

(3rd place: “This is a tough one. Send in the Malletman.” – Bruce Niedt, a fellow member of Beth’s Facebook group. Yay Bruce!)

My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2021-05-26

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“Did you get the number of that beast?”

“I never said in what form I would return.”

(Winning caption: “Relax. You’re already dead” – Edo Steinberg – Again! Two weeks in a row – unprecedented. Yay Edo! – a fellow member of Beth’s Facebook group.)

(3rd Place: “And on the seventh day, He hid.” – Vincent Coca. Yay Vincent! – a fellow member of Beth’s Facebook group. )

My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2021-03-31 and 2021-04-14(*)

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“The paintings in this section are attached by magnets to the artist’s rendition of a giant refrigerator.”
“I like these paintings because they have benches.”
“This is the side of the cafeteria’s walk-in refrigerator.”
“I hope you enjoyed our climate alarmism section, now back to realism.”
“The artist returned to her studio following her work-from-home period.”

(Winning caption: “And these came with the frames.” – Steve Everhart)

(*) The Cartoon Collections website was migrated to CartoonStock.com. Many of the entered captions were lost in the migration. From the new website: “This week’s cartoon is a redo from David Ostow. Last week during launch, we lost several captions for this contest so wanted to give you all another chance to share your best captions.”