“I’m getting hints of elderberry with an oaky finish. Also an intermittent satellite signal.”
“I’m trying to be more open-minded, like dating outside the wasp community.”
“Could you wiggle-dance the way to the restroom?”
(Winning caption: “Never mind how I know you’re lying.” – Don Symons)
“Do you even give a damn about my feelers?”
“I can’t promise that I won’t devour you after mating.”