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My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #912

Posted on 2024-09-02 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓

“I promised him we’ll take good care of his Granny Smith.”

(Winning caption: “Stay back, Fred—this is how they got Snow White!” – Ron Nye, Victoria, B.C.)

Posted in That's not funny
Tagged with apple, doctors, New Yorker, patient

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #902

Posted on 2024-06-18 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“Trump Derangement Syndrome can be cured. I just need to find your common sense that flew out the window.”

(Winning caption: “We’ve talked about this. I can’t help you if you keep locking me out of my office.” – Mary DeCamp, Chattanooga, Tenn.)

Posted in That's not funny
Tagged with New Yorker, patient, therapist, window

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #899

Posted on 2024-05-27 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“We may be facing another virus escape, that’s the Wuhan skyline.”

(Winning caption: “I’m worried about that spot on your lower east side.”
– Jack Nagler, Toronto, Ont.”)

Posted in That's not funny
Tagged with doctor, ekg, New Yorker, patient, skyline

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #880

Posted on 2023-12-30 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“I tried to change it to standard time, but it has to really want to change.”

(Winning caption: “I don’t know. What time do you think it is?” Margaret Waller, Claremont, Calif.)

Posted in That's not funny
Tagged with clock, New Yorker, patient, psychiatrist

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #833

Posted on 2022-12-29 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“I interned under Drs. Barnum & Bailey.”

(Winning caption: “It’s usually noninvasive.” – Lisa Blees, North Haven, Conn.)

Posted in That's not funny
Tagged with doctor, knife throwing, New Yorker, patient

My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2021-03-17

Posted on 2021-03-17 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

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“Tell me about the rabbits. Are the rabbits with you now?”

“Somewhere Freud is feeling validated.”

“Hoop dreams are a common symptom of March Madness.”

(Winning caption: “At least the act is making some progress.” –  Joel Butler)

Posted in That's not funny
Tagged with Cartoon Collections, hoop, magician, patient, psychiatrist

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #731

Posted on 2020-10-26 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

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“Dig faster – November 3 is almost here.”

(Winning caption: “During next week’s session, we’ll have you paint yourself into a corner.” – Brian McAndrew, Port Weller, Ont.)

Posted in That's not funny
Tagged with hole, New Yorker, patient, psychiatrist, shovel

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