My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #902 Posted on 2024-06-18 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “Trump Derangement Syndrome can be cured. I just need to find your common sense that flew out the window.” (Winning caption: “We’ve talked about this. I can’t help you if you keep locking me out of my office.” – Mary DeCamp, Chattanooga, Tenn.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #869 Posted on 2023-10-03 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “You clowns remind me of my younger days as a carnival prize.” (Winning caption: “You’re probably wondering how I asked you here today . . .” – Eric Law, Methuen, Mass.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #868 Posted on 2023-09-25 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “The screams, doc, I can’t handle the screams.” (Winning caption: “I wake up right before I hit the sidewalk” – Ken Park, San Francisco, Calif.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #820 Posted on 2022-09-19 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “Mom?” (Winning caption: “It leaves me feeling empty.” – Jesse Spain, Palo Alto, Calif.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #756 Posted on 2021-05-17 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “Patient failed to appear for appointment.” (Winning caption: “So, you’re saying you didn’t miss your last two appointments?” – Rebecca Tatro, South Portland, Maine)