“Not only that, I can pee in a cup 90 feet away.”

“Don’t ask. There’s no prying in baseball.”

“You didn’t buy me some pee? Nuts!”

(Winning caption: “I need you to pee in a cup for me.” – Bob Johnson

(Third Place: “I was called up from the pharm team.” – Yay Carol Lasky! A fellow member of Beth’s Facebook group.)