My runner-up entry: Bartender magazine, Fall/Winter 2020

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“New year’s resolution – Let’s all be less polarized.”

(Winning caption: “Who wouldn’t travel from the ends of the earth to share a drink?” – Janet Davis, Waller, TX)

(Another runner-up: “Perhaps we can cancel the Baked Alaskas.” – Mark Stahl – New Orleans, LA)

Janet and Mark are fellow members of Beth’s Facebook group. I thought my caption had a chance, but Janet’s is just perfect. Mark’s is very good also.

My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2021-01-13

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“I have an idea for a novel.”

“He doesn’t use the restroom. He goes wee, wee, wee all the way home.”

Winning captions: A trifecta sweep for Beth’s Facebook Group!

The Winner: “I eat guys like him for breakfast.” – Gary Borislow

2nd place: “I didn’t know this was a swine bar.” – Beth Lawler

3rd place: “He’s managed to stay clean since leaving the pen.” – Janet L. Davis