“I have an idea for a novel.”

“He doesn’t use the restroom. He goes wee, wee, wee all the way home.”

Winning captions: A trifecta sweep for Beth’s Facebook Group!

The Winner: “I eat guys like him for breakfast.” – Gary Borislow

2nd place: “I didn’t know this was a swine bar.” – Beth Lawler

3rd place: “He’s managed to stay clean since leaving the pen.” – Janet L. Davis