“I’m sorry, but the results are conclusive. I’m completely healthy.”
“If you could be any requiem, what requiem would you be?”
(Winning caption: “Sorry I didn’t keep you waiting.” – Kurt Rossetti)
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“Impressive credentials, but have you killed anyone I know?”
“I am Jim Beam, but this isn’t a death list. It’s a grocery list.”
“I don’t care what your doctor says; death can’t take a holiday.”
I originally had “Doctor’s note”, and decided to leave death lower case. Maybe mistakes. He could be DEATH or just the agent of death, who cares?