“Nice try Dad, but you’re still partly human. I can’t invite you over for Thanksgiving.”
“When did you become aware that you can’t solve a captcha?”
“Who is Will Robinson and what danger is he in?”
(Winning caption: “Yes, Pfizer makes a little blue battery.” – Tony R. Gallego)
“So what have you done since they defunded the RoboCops?”
“I’m sorry, but you’re no longer under warranty.”
“Under allergies you put ‘rust?'”