“Your delusions are getting worse, Mom.”
“So, you’re into naughty girls – who isn’t?”
“It would be a shame if the press somehow found out about your elf fetish. By the way, I never got the official Red Ryder air rifle that I asked for all those years ago.”
(Winning caption: “But then again, Christmas is not really about you, is it?” – Steve Sayre)
(3rd place: “But do you believe in you?” – Alan Leo. Yay Alan! – a fellow member of Beth’s Facebook group.)
“I want to hear more about your fear of being trapped inside a chimney.”
“When did you go from feeling jolly to just old, St. Nick?”
“Why do you think Krampus is more popular than you?” Or something I can’t remember the wording.