“Don’t walk away mad.”

“You’re pretty good at Python. How’s your JavaScript?”

“Please don’t go! I promise I’ll try harder to appreciate British humor.”

(Winning caption: “Don’t you dare walk away from me like that!” – Yay Meg Gormleyy and Paul Nesja! Fellow members of Beth’s Facebook group.)

(Second place: “Spit out the gum!” – Yay Carol Lasky! A fellow member of Beth’s Facebook Group.)