My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #750

Posted on 2021-03-30 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

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“I count eight, but we’re supposed to round them up, so ten.”

(Winning caption: “Every night, when I try to sleep, I can’t stop thinking about work.” – Christopher Klassen, Goshen, Ind.)

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #733

Posted on 2020-11-09 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓

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“Not only is this my dream job, I’m well suited for it.”

(Winning caption: “It seems you promised them herd immunity, sir.” – Melissa Pickford, Pacific Grove, Calif.)

(Second place: “Every time we attempt a recount, we fall asleep.” – Nicholas Colello, Glen Ridge, N.J., a fellow member of Beth’s Facebook group.)

Posted on 2020-10-07 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

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“I reckon we better get the doggies out of these low clouds.”

“Them sideburns gettin’ close to mutton chops, Clem. Flock’s gettin’ jittery.”

“I don’t care who you waltzed with, get that jumbuck out of your tucker bag.”

(Winning caption: “I lost count. And I feel tired.” – Erik Brady)