That’s not funny
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My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #744
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2021-02-03
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #743
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2021-01-27
“Toaster? I barely know ‘er.”
“No, I’m not fawning over the new President. I’m not that kind of press.”
“Plug in, turn on, pop out – welcome to the counter culture.”
(Winning caption: “How many carbs did you burn today?” – Vincent Coca)
(2nd place: “I saw what you did with that tart.” – Susan Gale Wickes)
Yay Vincent and Susan! Fellow members of Beth’s Facebook group.
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #742
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2021-01-20
“Don’t walk away mad.”
“You’re pretty good at Python. How’s your JavaScript?”
“Please don’t go! I promise I’ll try harder to appreciate British humor.”
(Winning caption: “Don’t you dare walk away from me like that!” – Yay Meg Gormleyy and Paul Nesja! Fellow members of Beth’s Facebook group.)
(Second place: “Spit out the gum!” – Yay Carol Lasky! A fellow member of Beth’s Facebook Group.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #741
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2021-01-13
“I have an idea for a novel.”
“He doesn’t use the restroom. He goes wee, wee, wee all the way home.”
Winning captions: A trifecta sweep for Beth’s Facebook Group!
The Winner: “I eat guys like him for breakfast.” – Gary Borislow
2nd place: “I didn’t know this was a swine bar.” – Beth Lawler
3rd place: “He’s managed to stay clean since leaving the pen.” – Janet L. Davis
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #740
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2021-01-06
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #739
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2020-12-23
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My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #738
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2020-12-09
“They can drum me out of office, but they can’t have their drums back.”
“We can’t hide the ballots here forever.”
(Winning caption: “What’s a three-letter word for Texas tea?” – Paul Nesja – Yay Paul! A member and administrator of Beth’s Facebook group.
Second Place: “You knew I was a collector when you married me.” – Beth Lawler – Yay! Beth herself takes second place!)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #737
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2020-12-02
“Your delusions are getting worse, Mom.”
“So, you’re into naughty girls – who isn’t?”
“It would be a shame if the press somehow found out about your elf fetish. By the way, I never got the official Red Ryder air rifle that I asked for all those years ago.”
(Winning caption: “But then again, Christmas is not really about you, is it?” – Steve Sayre)
(3rd place: “But do you believe in you?” – Alan Leo. Yay Alan! – a fellow member of Beth’s Facebook group.)
