My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #896 Posted on 2024-05-09 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “My girlfriend likes to ride my giant cock.” (Winning caption: “Yeah, we deliver, but only across the road.” – Nick Gaudio, Austin, Texas)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #895 Posted on 2024-04-29 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “Very funny, Zork. Now beam down our clothes.” (Winning caption: “Oh, sure, now you look at a map.” – Nick Heer, Calgary, Alberta)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #874 Posted on 2023-11-06 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “We’ll trade warp speed technology for leaf blower technology.” (Winning caption: “We are just cleaning up this planet before we list it.” – Chris Lucker, Los Angeles, Calif.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #738 Posted on 2020-12-14 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “I hoped we’d see the orange man. Wasn’t he supposed to leave?” (Winning caption: “Can’t wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree.” – Steve Ferguson, San Rafael, Calif.)
