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“I misunderstood. You meant I should trim back the super-bush.”
“Batman, Spiderman, Captain America – we all agreed to support Jimmy Olsen in chemo, but I’m not sure they really are.”
“I fight for justice and the American way. Also truth, except for the wig and when you ask if you look fat.”
(Winning caption: “My hairline went up, up, and away.” – Vincent Coca)

“Not only is this my dream job, I’m well suited for it.”
(Winning caption: “It seems you promised them herd immunity, sir.” – Melissa Pickford, Pacific Grove, Calif.)
(Second place: “Every time we attempt a recount, we fall asleep.” – Nicholas Colello, Glen Ridge, N.J., a fellow member of Beth’s Facebook group.)

“You call this scary? Waynesboro PTA meeting, cake walk vs. bake sale vote, March 1992 – that was scary.”
“The swing vote looks dead.”
“The debate – that was scary.”
(Winning caption: “Stop screaming and pick one!” – George Rsoborough )
(2nd place: “I’m done being scared of old, white men.” – Keith Huie, a fellow member of Beth’s Facebook group. Yea Keith!)

“The prince took the purple reign fly.”
(Winning caption: “We can’t be overthrown, but we can be swayed.” – Steven Wiwczaryk, Rohnert Park, Calif.)
(Second place: “We’ll show those Ottomans.” – Alex Bryce, Perth, Australia, a fellow member of Beth’s Facebook group.)
(Third place: “How long can we maintain this balance of power?” – Carol Lasky, Boston, Mass., a fellow member of Beth’s Facebook group.)
Yea Alex and Carol!