My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #877

Posted on 2023-12-02 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

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(Winning caption: “Oh, no! The four emojis of the apocalypse!” – Naum Milyavskiy, Los Angeles, Calif.)

My loser entry: CartoonStock caption contest November 2023

Posted on 2023-11-20 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“My wife is stopping by for the next test.”

(Winning caption: Not yet posted.)

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #876

Posted on 2023-11-20 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“Damn. No erection at all.”

(Winning caption: “Fine, it is derivative, but I say we still give him the cheese.” – Ethan Ris, Reno, Nev.)

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #875

Posted on 2023-11-13 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“Wild goose chase. Must be Trump prosecutors.”

(Winning caption: “Not the first time I’ve seen my portfolio go south.” – Kyle Evans Smith, Atlanta, Ga.)

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #874

Posted on 2023-11-06 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“We’ll trade warp speed technology for leaf blower technology.”

(Winning caption: “We are just cleaning up this planet before we list it.” – Chris Lucker, Los Angeles, Calif.)

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #873

Posted on 2023-10-30 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓

“I’m prescribing sour cream and chives.”

(Winning caption: “Well, sir, we found you a donor. There’s a kid having a garage sale in New Jersey.” – James Blow, Sydney, Australia)

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #872

Posted on 2023-10-23 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓

“Sorry I was late. I hit every traffic light on the way here.”

(Winning caption: “We have plenty of time to catch the ark.” – Autumn Crockford, Hermosa Beach, Calif.)

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #871

Posted on 2023-10-18 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“Eenie meenie chili beanie, the spirits are about to text.”

(Winning caption: “Now for the most toxic ingredient of all—social media.” – Andrew Welhouse, Salt Lake City, Utah)

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #870

Posted on 2023-10-09 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“It’s a good-luck talisman in hopes of balancing our family budget.”

(Winning caption: “Of course, we’ll place it higher if it’s a girl.” – Jerrold E. Fink, Highland Park, Ill.)

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #869

Posted on 2023-10-03 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“You clowns remind me of my younger days as a carnival prize.”

(Winning caption: “You’re probably wondering how I asked you here today . . .” – Eric Law, Methuen, Mass.)

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #868

Posted on 2023-09-25 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓

“The screams, doc, I can’t handle the screams.”

(Winning caption: “I wake up right before I hit the sidewalk” – Ken Park, San Francisco, Calif.)

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #867

Posted on 2023-09-19 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“The cute lumberjack said he’s taking me out.”

(Winning caption: “A bow tie? And look ridiculous?” – Noel Baebler, Richmond, Va.)

(Third Place: “It confuses the dogs.” – George Forgie, Austin, Texas – Yay George!)

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #866

Posted on 2023-09-11 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓

“The Climate Committee says I’ve changed.”

(Winning caption: “One more round and I’ll call it a day.” – Myron Carlson, Grantsburg, Wis.)

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #865

Posted on 2023-09-03 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓

“It heard that the big dipper is full of kibble. It’ll be back when it’s full.”

(Winning caption: “It’s moments like this that I’m reminded just how insignificant my owner is.” – Joe Wieder, Brooklyn, N.Y.)

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #864

Posted on 2023-08-29 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓

“First time at dinner theater?”

(Winning caption: “Just tell them why you’ve chosen to run.” – Matt Hindman, Tulsa, Okla.)

(Third Place: “It’ll be over before you know it.” – Paul Nesja, Mount Horeb, Wis. – Local Man does it again!)

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #863

Posted on 2023-08-23 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“If you could be any infographic, what infographic would you be, and why?”

(Winning caption: “It’s not ‘my friend’—it’s a desk lamp.” – Chris Schlekat, Durham, N.C.)

(Third Place: ““Tell me about a time you were bent out of shape.” – Carol Lasky, Boston, Mass. – Carol does it Again!)

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #862

Posted on 2023-08-14 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓

“This is depressing. Let’s try the rose-colored glasses.”

(Winning caption: “He’s still orange.” – Eric Simkin, Torrance, Calif. – Yay Eric!)

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #861

Posted on 2023-08-07 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“Them varmints is askin’ fer trouble. This here’s a lawn darts town.”

(Winning caption: “Things get more interesting at noon.” – Brandon Lawniczak, Mill Valley, Calif.)

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #860

Posted on 2023-07-31 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓

“We’re about to get trashed by locals.”

(Winning caption: “They fly all this way just to say they ate in the Hamptons.” – Victor Chongchua, Honolulu, Hawaii)

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #859

Posted on 2023-07-24 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓

“We proved it! The cost of “free shipping” is included in the price.”

(Winning caption: “I have nothing left to prove.” – Colin Mills, Boston, Mass.)

(Third place: “I always leave a little room for doubt.” – Carol Lasky, Boston, Mass.)

Congratulations Colin and Carol! The first ever Mother and Son finalists in the same contest in NYCC history!

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