My loser entry: CartoonStock caption contest 07-2004

“Two thoughts diverged in my head, and I – I took the one I thought would get you into bed, and that made all the difference.”

“Sorry, was I mansplaining again? I should point out though, you used a salad fork whereas a dinner fork would have been more effective.”

“Well that escalated quickly.”

(Winning caption: Not yet posted.)

My loser entry: CartoonStock caption contest 03-2023

“Looking for the purrfect house?”

(Winning caption: “The seller is highly unmotivated.” – Carol Lasky)

(Runners Up include:
“The neighborhood is very quiet, especially now that all the birds are gone.”- Mark Strout
“The seller downsized to a pile of warm laundry.” – Nicole Chrolavicius
“It comes with some strings attached.” – Vincent Coca)

Yay Carol, Mark, Nicole, and Vincent! – Fellow members of Beth Lawler’s Facebook group.