My loser entry: CartoonStock caption contest 04-03-2023 Posted on 2023-03-15 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “Earthlings are inferior. Those are last season Prada shoes.” “Mars needs women’s peep toe booties.” “Dang. I think I left the shrink ray on top of my saucer.” (Winning caption: Not yet posted)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #836 Posted on 2023-01-23 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “Mars needs more cowbell.” (Winning caption: “And then they drink it?” – Colin Guthrie, Ottawa, Ont.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #828 Posted on 2022-11-16 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “Call the PGA. I figured out how guys keep getting abducted to LIV.” (Winning caption: “Everyone’s landing on the green but you.” – Ralph LaGamma, Glen Rock, N.J.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #808 Posted on 2022-06-21 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “We accidentally landed in Roswell, Georgia.” “We got a great price on our trade-in.” (Winning caption: “We thought we’d try a flying object they could identify.” – Robert A. O’Connell, Lopez Island, Wash. )
