My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #890 Posted on 2024-03-18 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “You have a celestial body.” (Winning caption: “You could have mentioned that those photos were from thirteen billion years ago.” – Jake Phillips, Washington, D.C.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #845 Posted on 2023-04-03 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “I’m sorry to have to tell you, Johnny is very down-to-earth in class.” (Winning caption: “What did you expect a financial wizard to look like?” – Tom King, Nipomo, Calif.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #808 Posted on 2022-06-21 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “We accidentally landed in Roswell, Georgia.” “We got a great price on our trade-in.” (Winning caption: “We thought we’d try a flying object they could identify.” – Robert A. O’Connell, Lopez Island, Wash. )