“We all get stage fright. Try imagining the audience without their peels.”

(Winning caption: “Where’s our starfruit?” – Bob Shiffrar)

“Council is again reminded that these proceedings are not supposed to be as interesting as what you see on TV.”

(Winning caption: “The witness will refrain from demonstrating his expertise in hypnotism.” – Cannon Alsobrook)

“If Jill calls, I’m not here.”

(Winning caption: “Surprise!…I’m an alcoholic!” – Roy Tuck)

“How does her French fry habit make you feel?”

(Winning caption: “Let’s try leaving the ears in when she’s talking to you.” – Chris Palmieri)
(Second Place:  “He has to want to change.” – Beth Lawler) *** Yea Beth! ***

“Nope, doesn’t match. The carpet is a giant keyboard.”

(Winning caption: “I think we should climb other people” – Rich Pang)

“Geoffrey, bring the tiny car around.”

(Winning caption: “I believe we shall all go in one car.” – Gus Thompson)

“Your presentation was excellent. You can stop imagining now.”

(Winning caption: “I usually work from home.” – Andrew Greene)

“You’re under Medicare? I have to start over and use red tape.”

(Winning caption: “The jury will love this.” – Dinah Rokach)

“I give up. How do college administrators view students?”

(Winning caption: “Do you mind backing up a little? I’m kind of a stickler for security.” – Bob Feldman)

“My back feels great.”

(Winning caption: “Tell your wife I love her.” – JD Landis)

“I feel like clubbing.” | “We have pterodactyls in the attic again.” | “What happened to us? We used to be so wild.” |”I thought I heard a pterodactyl in the bathroom but that’s impossible – their ‘p’ is silent.”

(Winning caption: “Let’s go clubbing.” – John M Baudouin)