
“I feel like clubbing.” | “We have pterodactyls in the attic again.” | “What happened to us? We used to be so wild.” |”I thought I heard a pterodactyl in the bathroom but that’s impossible – their ‘p’ is silent.”
(Winning caption: “Let’s go clubbing.” – John M Baudouin)

“I thing we are doing this “modern primitive thing wrong.””
“Wilma and her husband don’t even have central air.”
“Our daughter is dating a neanderthal. Where did we go wrong?”