“That was a long time ago. Now I’m Sabrina the grumpy middle-age witch.”

(Winning caption: “Try splashing me now.” – Tamara Stanley)

“Try turning yourself off then back on.”

(Winning caption: “Boooooooo…p.” – Spencer Katz)

“No one will ever push past me to get ranch dressing again.”

(Winning caption: “Oh, I’m stunning all right.” – Bob Shiffar)

“Take the payoff and keep quiet about the EPA violations.
Or would you rather be six feet under like the other two guys?”

(Winning caption: “They’re full of solar panels” – Andrew Ocean)

“I can deal with his Mariners and Seahawks tributes. Before the Supersonics left town, man he was loud.”

(Winning caption: “And I thought we had a bad cruise.” – Lawrence McGuire)

“You must have turned off the hide-the-fake-math-behind-the-fake-science-that-supports-this-fake-news button.”

(Winning caption: “Adjusting the picture won’t make it any clearer.” – Anne Zarrella)

“I guess I have time for a few last words: You two make Scarface look like Vinny Gorgeous; Drop your pants and say hello to your little friend; Maybe I’ll sleep with them, but you two smell like fishes; Your mama …”

(Winning caption: “I’m sinking, no need to watch.” – Jeffrey Greenspan)

“5 was here to watch the game, but that was four scores and several beers ago.”

(Winning caption: “I’m still going to need to see ID.” – Steven Seifert )

“I already got plenty of change, Doc.”

(Winning caption: “I finally feel wanted.” – Matt Regan)

“Pineapple” already?

(Winning caption: “If you roped your cowhand by mistake, turn to page 21…” – Spencer Katz)