My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #670 Posted on 2019-07-15 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “I only have two hands. If you keep calling of course I’m going to lose my lance a lot.” (Winning caption: “It started as a crusade. Now it’s just a commute.” – Terry Keshner, Forest Park, Ill.)
“Now that I’ve tried both, I think I prefer the Under Armour.”