“I guess I have time for a few last words: You two make Scarface look like Vinny Gorgeous; Drop your pants and say hello to your little friend; Maybe I’ll sleep with them, but you two smell like fishes; Your mama …”
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“I knew being friends with the Clintons had its risks.”
“I thought you were gonna make me a ‘made man,’ not a ‘merman.'”
“Actually, the fishes seem very much awake.”
“You fools, this is high tide!”
“They may have made the pier too short.”