“I see you’re up to your old tricks.”
(Winning caption: “When was the last time you saw either half of her?” Joe Guarisco, Arden, N.C.)
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“‘I’ll remind the defendant that ‘turning tricks’ is a crime even when dressed as a magician.”
Maybe too wordy.
“Return the gavel, son, or I’ll hold that smart mouth in contempt!”