
“Council is again reminded that these proceedings are not supposed to be as interesting as what you see on TV.”
(Winning caption: “The witness will refrain from demonstrating his expertise in hypnotism.” – Cannon Alsobrook)
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“To whomever is responsible, supergluing the counsels to their desks will not cause a mistrial.”
“Recess doesn’t include nap time.”
“Please end your demonstration, Mr. Sandman.”
“I can assure you both there are no hidden listening devices in this courtroom.”
“Bailiff, please remove the person with the blowgun.”