My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2019-04-24 Posted on 2019-04-24 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “I’m going in now. Start the next tax-and-waste cycle” (Winning caption: “I’ll be out of circulation for awhile.” – Pat Foley)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #660 Posted on 2019-04-22 by Kenny — 2 Comments ↓ “The royal jewels need a little help. I’ll write a prescription.” (Winning caption: “Worse than a cold. It’s a common cold.” Donald B. Benson, San Jose, CA)
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2019-04-17 Posted on 2019-04-20 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “Mom has nowhere else to send him since we took the doghouse.” (Winning caption: “Mom got the house.” – Joe Ayella )
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #659 Posted on 2019-04-15 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “I saw where you parked.” (Winning caption: “Are you here about the sublet?” Dana Rosen-Perez, Westfield, N.J.)
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2019-04-10 Posted on 2019-04-09 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “You interrupted my butt toning exercises for this?” (Winning caption: “Well, you’re sure not that man’s best friend.” – Adrian Alcala)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #658 Posted on 2019-04-08 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “You were more fun without the lid.” (Winning caption: We had a good run, Ted, but I simply don’t have the counter space.” – Ben Bynum, Queens, N.Y.)
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2019-04-03 Posted on 2019-04-02 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “The Osundairo brothers couldn’t be here. Also, Granma thinks there must be a better way to jump-start your acting career. “ (Winning caption: “But first, some guilt.” – Alan Leo)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #657 Posted on 2019-04-01 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “I know about you and Ms. Princess.” (Winning caption: “Want to go for a w-a-l-k?” Dawn Mockler, Fredericton, N.B.)
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2019-03-27 Posted on 2019-03-27 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “You’ve almost got it. One more time … Throw out your hands, stick out your tush, hands on your hips, give us a push …” (Winning caption: “Wow. Tough cloud.” – George Daniels)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #656 Posted on 2019-03-25 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “It’s his way of bragging about his giant slalom.” (Winning caption: “He gets so dramatic when I lower the thermostat.” David Scollard, Wilbraham, Mass.)
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2019-03-20 Posted on 2019-03-20 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “I had no idea my advocacy for polite discussion would be so controversial.” (Winning caption: “It’s casualty Friday.” Paul Nesja)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #655 Posted on 2019-03-17 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “The song was nice, but I only accept payment in diamonds or gold.” (Winning caption: “Who is ‘coming around the mountain,’ John? Could it be your mother?” Russ McKinney, Philadelphia, Pa.)
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2019-03-13 Posted on 2019-03-13 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “The award for best portrayal of toxic masculinity goes to …” (Winning caption: “This year we’re letting the prize select the winner” – David Reid)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #654 Posted on 2019-03-11 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “Socialism isn’t the solution, but you’re getting warmer.” (Winning caption: “I guarantee in twelve hours we’ll see a completely different side of my opponent.” Alan Winick, Westport, Conn.)
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2019-03-06 Posted on 2019-03-05 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “That’s funny, I suddenly need to use the bathroom too.” (Winning caption: “I liked the couch better where is was.” – Kathy Wrobel-Cornell)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #653 Posted on 2019-03-04 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “If this is locally grown why is it rotating clockwise?” (Winning caption: “Before you go, describe the iceberg salad.” Adam Santiago, New York City)
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2019-02-27 Posted on 2019-02-26 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “It was bad enough when they pushed Timmy down the well.” (Winning caption: “At least we’ll go in our sleep.” – Bob Shiffrar)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #652 Posted on 2019-02-24 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “Oh, look. There goes your swarm.” (Winning caption: “Tell them what happened in the lab, Harry.” Richard Hine, New York City)
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2019-02-20 Posted on 2019-02-20 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ . “My client plaids not guilty” – or – “Objection! The jury and witnesses are floating heads with partial torsos.” (Winning caption: Not yet posted.)
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest 2019-02-13 Posted on 2019-02-13 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “The neighborhood is a little sketchy.” (Winning caption: “Granite throughout.” — Lori Saben-Madden)
