My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #665 Posted on 2019-05-27 by Kenny — 2 Comments ↓ “Any other day I’d eat him, war-hero dad notwithstanding.” (Winning caption: “How about some help carrying the groceries?” Judy Kramer, Broomfield, Colo..)
“Because being his maritime support animal pays in chum, chum.”
Maybe too wordy.
He’s really not getting my drift.