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My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #836

Posted on 2023-01-23 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓

“Mars needs more cowbell.”

(Winning caption: “And then they drink it?” – Colin Guthrie, Ottawa, Ont.)

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Tagged with cow, farm, flying saucer, New Yorker, space alien

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #835

Posted on 2023-01-16 by Kenny — 2 Comments ↓

“You can’t bury it here. This is a dessert aisle.”

(Winning caption: “If you’re going to bury that here, you need to buy something.” – Stephen Aslett, Houston, Texas)

<rant/>I realize that humor is amazingly subjective, but I just don’t get how the winner is funnier than mine. </rant>

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Tagged with coffee shop, dessert aisle, New Yorker, pirate, treasure

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #834

Posted on 2023-01-09 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“Messages for you, sir.”
and
“Care to try our Ozzy Osbourne appetizer?”

(Winning caption: “Your eggs should be out any minute now.” – Samantha Schnell, New York City)

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Tagged with birds, couple, New Yorker, restaurant, waiter

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #833

Posted on 2022-12-29 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“I interned under Drs. Barnum & Bailey.”

(Winning caption: “It’s usually noninvasive.” – Lisa Blees, North Haven, Conn.)

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Tagged with doctor, knife throwing, New Yorker, patient

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #832

Posted on 2022-12-21 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“We’ve reached the outskirts of the Great Mongrel Empire.”

(Winning caption: “Hold your fire—it turns out he’s a good boy!” – Donny Dietz, Brooklyn, N.Y.)

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Tagged with castle, giant dog, knights, ladder, New Yorker, treats

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #831

Posted on 2022-12-06 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓

“At least the microphone is turned on.”

(Winning caption: “Any happily married people here tonight?” – Austen Earl, Los Angeles, Calif.)

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Tagged with bed, book, comedian, couple, New Yorker, reading

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #830

Posted on 2022-11-30 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“I feel like I’m blocking goals.”

(Winning caption: “Well, of course I’m being defensive.” – Steve Arnold, Christchurch, N.Z.)

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Tagged with goalie, metric football, New Yorker, psychiatrist, soccer

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #829

Posted on 2022-11-22 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“Poor guy. He could never resist warm asphalt.”

(Winning caption: “You always think everything is about you.” – Frank Poppe, Washington, D.C.)

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Tagged with curves, highway, New Yorker, sign, snakes

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #828

Posted on 2022-11-16 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“Call the PGA. I figured out how guys keep getting abducted to LIV.”

(Winning caption: “Everyone’s landing on the green but you.” – Ralph LaGamma, Glen Rock, N.J.)

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Tagged with flying saucer, golf, New Yorker

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #827

Posted on 2022-11-09 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓

“Fire and the wheel were big steps forward, but it wasn’t until legalized weed that the stone age really got rolling.”

(Winning caption: “How do you kill your lunch with that thing?” – Joseph Lyles, Greenville, S.C.)

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Tagged with business man, cave man, New Yorker, subway

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #826

Posted on 2022-10-31 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓

“He will survive.”

“Take that away, he didn’t make it.” – Roger Moore

(Winning caption: “The patient has requested ‘Stayin’ Alive.” – Paul Greenwood, Pickering, Ont.)

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Tagged with disco ball, New Yorker, operating room, surgeons

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #825

Posted on 2022-10-26 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓

“If you expect to be viable midterm candidates you’ll need to be a lot scarier.”

(Winning caption: “Thanks for carving out a little face time.” – Carol Lasky, Boston, Mass. – Yay Carol!)

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Tagged with jack-o'-lanterns, meeting, New Yorker

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #824

Posted on 2022-10-19 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓

“I can’t believe I ate the Holstein thing.”

(Winning caption: “Your stomach is growling.” – James Cecil, Baltimore, Md.)

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Tagged with New Yorker, snakes

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #823

Posted on 2022-10-10 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“For my next trick I will turn a complementary meal into a tiny bag of pretzels.”

(Winning caption: “Think of a delay between one and ten hours.” – Kurt Rossetti, San Rafael, Calif.)

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Tagged with airplane, flight attendant, magician, New Yorker, passengers

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #822

Posted on 2022-10-03 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓

“And they all lived happily ever after abduction.”

(Winning caption: “Goodnight, trees, goodnight, dirt. Goodnight, human race on the earth.” – Benjamin Vidalis, Santa Fe, N.M. )

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Tagged with bed time story, child, New Yorker, space alien

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #821

Posted on 2022-09-28 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“His vanity soars.”

(Winning caption: “You shoulda heard the mockingbirds this morning.” – Jack Visser, Troy, N.Y.)

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Tagged with eagles, New Yorker, toupee, wig

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #820

Posted on 2022-09-19 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“Mom?”

(Winning caption: “It leaves me feeling empty.” – Jesse Spain, Palo Alto, Calif.)

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Tagged with ink blot, ink bottle, New Yorker, therapist

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #819

Posted on 2022-09-12 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“I knew I would have to answer for my past, and these are the only fireproof pants I own.”

(Winning caption: “I only knew about the moral code.” Susan Sturm, Springfield, Ill.)

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Tagged with fancy pants, heaven, New Yorker, Saint Peter

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #818

Posted on 2022-09-08 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“My batons are up here.”

(Winning caption: “Your downstairs neighbors sent us.” – Steve Helland, Minneapolis, Minn.)

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Tagged with batons, circus, New Yorker

My finalist entry! New Yorker caption contest #817

Posted on 2022-09-01 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“If three wise, angry men come by, you haven’t seen me.” (Second place)

(Winning caption: “You just don’t see stars like this in the city.” – Brett Morris, St. Paul, Minn.)

(Third place: “Stop asking for the moon.” – Nicole Chrolavicius, Burlington, Ont. – Yay Nicole!)

Posted in That's not funny
Tagged with camping, New Yorker, star

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