My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #905 Posted on 2024-07-16 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “I can’t do anything about vermin in a subway. Alvin Bragg would put me in prison.” (Winning caption: “To be honest, all I can do is make a few hundred of them late for work.” – David Carter, Saratoga, Calif.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #827 Posted on 2022-11-09 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “Fire and the wheel were big steps forward, but it wasn’t until legalized weed that the stone age really got rolling.” (Winning caption: “How do you kill your lunch with that thing?” – Joseph Lyles, Greenville, S.C.)
