My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #905 Posted on 2024-07-16 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “I can’t do anything about vermin in a subway. Alvin Bragg would put me in prison.” (Winning caption: “To be honest, all I can do is make a few hundred of them late for work.” – David Carter, Saratoga, Calif.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #841 Posted on 2023-03-06 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “My hypothesis is we can limit the spread of hantavirus to artsy people like my mean aunt Stephanie.” (Winning caption: “Nothing has sold yet, but we’ve gotten a few nibbles.” – Doug Finkelstein, Redondo Beach, Calif.)
