My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #892

Posted on 2024-04-01 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“The princess was delicious, and the dragon lived happily ever after.”

(Winning caption: “No bedtime story until you clean up that mess you made downtown.” – Paul Benedetto, Guelph, Ont.)

(Third Place: “It’s nice to have someone to read to again, since you ate the kids.” – Nicole Chrolavicius, Burlington, Ont. Nicole is on a roll!)

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #831

Posted on 2022-12-06 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓

“At least the microphone is turned on.”

(Winning caption: “Any happily married people here tonight?” – Austen Earl, Los Angeles, Calif.)

Posted on 2021-12-13 by Kenny — No Comments ↓

“If you stay curled up here you’ll never get a head.”

(Winning caption: “Mind if I read over your shoulder? I have trouble turning pages.” – Jan Chambers, Chapel Hill, N.C.)

(Third Place: “I also love to unwind.” – Nicole Chrolavicius, Burlington, Ont. Yay Nicole! A fellow member of Beth’s Facebook group.)