My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #856 Posted on 2023-06-26 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “This may sound corny, but you’re really hot.” (Winning caption: “You don’t have to say ‘Excuse me’ every single time.” – Rob Needham, Ann Arbor, Mich.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #855 Posted on 2023-06-19 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “If you want to merge, I’ll yield.” (Winning caption: “I see they’ve redrawn the congressional-district line.” – Frank Poynton, Van Nuys, Calif.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #854 Posted on 2023-06-12 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “Your portfolio has taken a dive.” (Winning caption: “It’s synch or swim.” – Andrew Workman, Renfrew, Scotland)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #853 Posted on 2023-06-09 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “Prepare for boarding.” (Winning caption: “All we need now is to find a port.” – Darren Shickle, Leeds, England)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #852 Posted on 2023-05-30 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “Our heroes fought across the pond so that we can enjoy peace and pizza.” (Winning caption: “And I thought mine was plain.” – Suzanne Westphal, Mill Valley, Calif.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #851 Posted on 2023-05-22 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “You lead – we know that following the science doesn’t work.” (Winning caption: “It’s an honor to work with a giant in the field.” – Nicole Chrolavicius, Burlington, Ont. – Nicole is on a roll!)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #850 Posted on 2023-05-15 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “You’ll reap what you so badly deserve.” (Winning caption: “Do you take last requests?” – Kurt Rossetti, San Rafael, Calif.) (Second place: “It’s time you retire, Keith.” – Beth Lawler, Montclair, N.J. – Yea Beth!)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #849 Posted on 2023-05-09 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “Cleanup needed in dressing room 4.” (Winning caption: “I’ll take the jacket and the pants and the pants.” Yael Nobel, New York City)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #848 Posted on 2023-05-01 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “Kohlrabi was their gateway plant. “ (Winning caption: “Look! The first Robinsons of spring.” – Alex Jones, Montreal, Quebec)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #847 Posted on 2023-04-30 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “You look so happy. Let me guess – you just got blown.” (Winning caption: “I couldn’t help but notice you from across the room.” – Devin Cortez, Phoenix, Ariz.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #846 Posted on 2023-04-10 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “Let’s return the Ouija squeaky toy.” (Winning caption: “Now I’m starting to believe the mailman’s side of the story.” – Kurt Markert, Ann Arbor, Mich.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #845 Posted on 2023-04-03 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “I’m sorry to have to tell you, Johnny is very down-to-earth in class.” (Winning caption: “What did you expect a financial wizard to look like?” – Tom King, Nipomo, Calif.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #844 Posted on 2023-03-28 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “You need glasses.” (Winning caption: “I’ll need to take a sample.” – Jessica Misener, Ann Arbor, Mich. – Yay Jessica!) (Third Place: “We’ll both be feeling better in no time.” – Susan Gale Wickes, Richmond, Ind. Yay Susan!)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #843 Posted on 2023-03-20 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “Me Jane. You screwed.” (Winning caption: “I don’t usually pick up men this way.” – Gary Borislow, Johns Creek, Ga.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #842 Posted on 2023-03-14 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “This whole airline is going south.” (Winning caption: “In the unlikely event of a water landing, I’m your guy.” – Brendan O’Meara, Eugene, Ore.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #841 Posted on 2023-03-06 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “My hypothesis is we can limit the spread of hantavirus to artsy people like my mean aunt Stephanie.” (Winning caption: “Nothing has sold yet, but we’ve gotten a few nibbles.” – Doug Finkelstein, Redondo Beach, Calif.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #840 Posted on 2023-02-27 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “I warned you about too much iron.” (Winning caption: “Don’t worry, I’ll still love you when you have wrinkles.” – Kara Nagle, Morrisonville, Ill.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #839 Posted on 2023-02-20 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “Knock it off. We only play dice with the universe.” (Winning caption: “This is exactly how we lost Pluto” – Thomas Madre, Raleigh, N.C.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #838 Posted on 2023-02-06 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “Let’s roast s’more campers.” (Winning caption: “I dunno—this is what those campers were doing before we ate them.” – Doug Kolic, Toronto, Ont.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #837 Posted on 2023-01-30 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “Quick Watson, to the loo.” (Winning caption: “Why couldn’t he have been murdered on a Monday?” Ken Park, San Francisco, Calif.)
