My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #839 Posted on 2023-02-20 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “Knock it off. We only play dice with the universe.” (Winning caption: “This is exactly how we lost Pluto” – Thomas Madre, Raleigh, N.C.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #838 Posted on 2023-02-06 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “Let’s roast s’more campers.” (Winning caption: “I dunno—this is what those campers were doing before we ate them.” – Doug Kolic, Toronto, Ont.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #798 Posted on 2022-04-05 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “You’re timing is off, but I’d be more concerned about the food chain.” (Winning caption: “Don’t worry, you’ll be running in no time.” – Tony Bittner, Pittsburgh, Pa..)