“A donkey is the traditional symbol, but this better represents the current leadership.”
(Winning caption: “The cane is made of ivory. Why do you ask?” Eric Behrens, Austin, Texas)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #883
“Tigger’s triggered. Pooh should have used their preferred pronoun.”
(Winning caption: “You knew I was domesticated when you married me, Margaret.” – Jesse Kavadlo, Chesterfield, Mo.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #882
“All hat, no scissor.”
(Winning caption: “He’s also the fastest gun in the West, so no one wants to tell him.” -Leah Barrett Demers, Arlington, Mass.)
Wishing everyone a peaceful and thoughtful MLK day 2024
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #881
“You guys again? You must be making money hand over fist.”
(Winning caption: “Just one round, or two out of three?” – Erin Viehl, Briarcliff Manor, N.Y.)
Happy New Year 2024
Wishing All an Awesome 2024
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #880
“I tried to change it to standard time, but it has to really want to change.”
(Winning caption: “I don’t know. What time do you think it is?” Margaret Waller, Claremont, Calif.)
Merry Christmas 2023
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #879
“Gotta admire Eddie the Eagle’s persistence.”
(Winning caption: “John 3:16 still the time to beat!” Douglas Finkelstein, Redondo Beach, Calif.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #878
“I’m the best present you’ll ever have.”
(Winning caption: “But, baby, it’s cold inside.” – Jeff Villhauer, North Liberty, Iowa)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #877
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(Winning caption: “Oh, no! The four emojis of the apocalypse!” – Naum Milyavskiy, Los Angeles, Calif.)
Black Friday 2023
Happy Thanksgiving 2023
My loser entry: CartoonStock caption contest November 2023
“My wife is stopping by for the next test.”
(Winning caption: Not yet posted.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #876
“Damn. No erection at all.”
(Winning caption: “Fine, it is derivative, but I say we still give him the cheese.” – Ethan Ris, Reno, Nev.)
Just a Test
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #875
“Wild goose chase. Must be Trump prosecutors.”
(Winning caption: “Not the first time I’ve seen my portfolio go south.” – Kyle Evans Smith, Atlanta, Ga.)
Veterans Day 2023
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #874
“We’ll trade warp speed technology for leaf blower technology.”
(Winning caption: “We are just cleaning up this planet before we list it.” – Chris Lucker, Los Angeles, Calif.)
