My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #903
“He won’t take my cash – he wants my booty.”
(Winning caption: “Isn’t that the same pirate who sold you the map?” Brendan Rowlands, Twin Falls, Idaho)
Summer Solstice 2024
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #902
“Trump Derangement Syndrome can be cured. I just need to find your common sense that flew out the window.”
(Winning caption: “We’ve talked about this. I can’t help you if you keep locking me out of my office.” – Mary DeCamp, Chattanooga, Tenn.)
Happy Father’s Day 2024
Web Migration
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #901
“Betty Botter better buy bigger butter.”
(Winning caption: “Thirty million in grants and you couldn’t make it a four-slice?” – Elaine Sigalove, Los Osos, Calif.)
SQL Server
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #900
“Keep ’em guessing. Bury it pointed toward sunrise on the vernal equinox.”
(Winning caption: “Or we could move farther from the volcano.” – James Bogar, Missoula, Mont.)
New State website
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #899
“We may be facing another virus escape, that’s the Wuhan skyline.”
(Winning caption: “I’m worried about that spot on your lower east side.”
– Jack Nagler, Toronto, Ont.”)
Wishing All a Peaceful and Thoughtful Memorial Day 2024
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #898
“Deep down I’m a good person.”
(Winning caption: “My last place was a hole in the wall.” – Amy Rosenberg, East Lansing, Mich.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #897
“He goes faster than he used to, but not as far.”
(Winning caption: “My family used to have one, but we lost interest.” – Bob Shiffrar, Boston, Mass.)
Happy Mother’s Day 2024
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #896
“My girlfriend likes to ride my giant cock.”
(Winning caption: “Yeah, we deliver, but only across the road.” – Nick Gaudio, Austin, Texas)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #895
“Very funny, Zork. Now beam down our clothes.”
(Winning caption: “Oh, sure, now you look at a map.” – Nick Heer, Calgary, Alberta)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #894
“Tickles should lose the nose when she poses nude.”
(Winning caption: “Ever since I can remember, paintings of children have given me nightmares.” – Glen Reiser, Camarillo, Calif.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #893
“It was featured in a rising house price expose on The View.”
(Winning caption: “The seller isn’t willing to come down.” – Daniel Galef, Cincinnati, Ohio)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #892
“The princess was delicious, and the dragon lived happily ever after.”
(Winning caption: “No bedtime story until you clean up that mess you made downtown.” – Paul Benedetto, Guelph, Ont.)
(Third Place: “It’s nice to have someone to read to again, since you ate the kids.” – Nicole Chrolavicius, Burlington, Ont. Nicole is on a roll!)
