My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #901 Posted on 2024-06-10 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “Betty Botter better buy bigger butter.” (Winning caption: “Thirty million in grants and you couldn’t make it a four-slice?” – Elaine Sigalove, Los Osos, Calif.)
“Don’t be ridiculous! Where would we even get a slice of bread that big?”