My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #803 Posted on 2022-06-01 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “I can knock $100 off the TruCoat.” (Winning caption: “O.K., I’ll grab some crayons and get started on the paperwork.” – Ogden Knight, Richmond, Va.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #802 Posted on 2022-05-09 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “Tip?” (Winning caption: “We usually don’t deliver above Eighty-second Street.” – Ryan Kendall, Novato, CA)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #801 Posted on 2022-05-06 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “Check back in a few years, mate.” (Winning caption: “I thought you’d be better at the endgame.” Mitch Wertlieb, South Burlington, Vt.)
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest #153 Posted on 2022-05-06 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “It’s a gift for supporting the prior administration. It’s full of dirty laundry and the spin cycle is broken.” “Ken it be any More anachronic?” “It’s May, Tag.” (Winning caption: Not yet posted.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #800 Posted on 2022-04-18 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “Boo.” (Winning caption: “Now they’ll never know who’s on first.” – Jane Stosberg, Louisville, Ky.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #799 Posted on 2022-04-11 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ Cat: “I love you so much, I can’t live without you.” Man: “Is that you or the wine talking?” Cat: “It’s me talking to the wine.” (Winning caption: “I thought you’d like to try it, instead of just knocking it off the counter.” – Elizabeth Tevlin, Ottawa, Ont.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #798 Posted on 2022-04-05 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “You’re timing is off, but I’d be more concerned about the food chain.” (Winning caption: “Don’t worry, you’ll be running in no time.” – Tony Bittner, Pittsburgh, Pa..)
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest #152 Posted on 2022-03-30 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “Well, if it isn’t Little Shades-of-Gray Riding Hood.” “Cry out for the woodsman while I get my other rope.” (Winning caption: “What big biceps I have.” – Kathy Wrobel-Cornell)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #797 Posted on 2022-03-28 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “Sorry if I seem defensive. I get rattled easily.” (Winning caption: “We can all hear you snoring in there, Steve.” – Matt Shannon, Byram Township, N.J.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #796 Posted on 2022-03-21 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “I’m trying to stop the ‘balls’ jokes, but I can’t find the gutter to get my mind out of.” (Winning caption: “Turns out they only check to see if you return the shoes.” – Jonathan Carter, Fredericksburg, Va.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #795 Posted on 2022-03-07 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “There’s soup on my bug.” (Winning caption: “From the gentleman at the bar.” – David Chevalier, Madbury, N.H.)
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest #151 Posted on 2022-03-06 by Kenny — 2 Comments ↓ “The rain in Spain falls mainly on me.” (Winning caption: “Nice weather you’re having.” – Kurt Rossetti) (2nd place: “I’m taking the world by storm.” – Nicole Chrolavicius – Yay, Nicole! – a fellow member of Beth’s Facebook group.)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #794 Posted on 2022-03-05 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “They don’t look happy about our gas prices.” (Winning caption: “Oh, no! They’re returning him.” George Mulligan, Ardmore, Pa.) (Third Place: “I think they want to settle.” – Vincent Coca, Staten Island, N.Y. – Yay Vincent!)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #793 Posted on 2022-03-04 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “You’ll eat for a day.” (Winning caption: “No bag. Just toss it in the air.” – Chuck Weed, Cambridge, Mass)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #792 Posted on 2022-02-21 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “It’s our fifth final offer to extend the piano warranty.” (Winning caption: “So far, it looks like no one is coming to the recital.” – Don Borchert, Mission Viejo, Calif.)
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest #150 Posted on 2022-02-21 by Kenny — 1 Comment ↓ “This level is for Progressives. Trump supporters are seven levels up.” (Winning caption: “You weren’t always upright.” Kathy Wrebel-Cornell) (2nd place: “How did you hear about us?” – Beth Lawler – Yay Beth!)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #791 Posted on 2022-02-07 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “Mom was a Great Dane. Dad was a Dachshund. We think someone put him up to it.” (Winning caption: “It’s got an indoor tree.” – Paul Nesja, Mount Horeb, Wis.) Yay Paul (aka Local Man)! By far the winningest member of Beth’s Facebook group.
My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest #149 Posted on 2022-02-06 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “It’s bad enough your mom ran off with Oog. Now she has to remind me why.” (Winning caption: “I liked them even before they were big.” – Iam Captino)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #790 Posted on 2022-01-31 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “Child support dodge? What makes you think that?” (Winning caption: “The dealer said it scored high in crash tests.” – Benjamin Bogard, New York City)
My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #789 Posted on 2022-01-27 by Kenny — No Comments ↓ “We did Pismo Beach last year.” (Winning caption: “Do you have to come in here every time I turn on the light?” – Greg Hahn, Brooklyn, N.Y.)
