My loser entry: Cartoon Collections caption contest #148

“You never take me clubbing anymore.”

“Google if marshmallows have been invented.”

“I thought I heard a pterodactyl in the bathroom, but I must be mistaken, their ‘p’ is silent.”

(Winning caption: “I love the central heating.” – Paul Nesja – Yay Paul! a fellow member of Beth’s Facebook group.)

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #785

“Move along, stranger. This here’s a banjo town.”

(Winning caption: “Looks like somebody needs to be taught a lesson.” Mark Schaefer, Arvada, Colo.)

(2nd Place “Come out with your hands up, wrists straight, fingers gently curved!” Tyler Stradling, Mesa, Ariz. Yay Tyler! A fellow member of Beth’s Facebook Group.)

 

My loser entry: New Yorker caption contest #784

“If you stay curled up here you’ll never get a head.”

(Winning caption: “Mind if I read over your shoulder? I have trouble turning pages.” – Jan Chambers, Chapel Hill, N.C.)

(Third Place: “I also love to unwind.” – Nicole Chrolavicius, Burlington, Ont. Yay Nicole! A fellow member of Beth’s Facebook group.)